Wednesday 26 December 2012

Les Misérables



A Miserable movie? Far from it, it’s based on the musical by Cameron Mackintosh, the same acclaimed musical that’s been running worldwide since 1980. That musical is in turn based on the French novel of the same name by Victor Hugo.

It is the story of Jean Valjean, a relatively ‘innocent’ prisoner turn thief turn mayor turn fugitive, weirdly in that order. He faces his lifelong archrival police Inspector Javert who wishes to bring him to justice, in his eyes. He fathered a child, the daughter of a whore which he had no relations with. All this with the backdrop of the politically tumultuous France in the first half of the 19th century. Jean Valjeans’s story culminates with the Paris Uprising of 1832, a Republican rebellion which comprised primarily of young students.

Coming from a family of musical aficionados, I am by default a LesMis fan. I have caught the stage production once in New York while the soundtracks are staple in my playlists. I join the legion of bright eyed LesMis devotees waiting for this very movie. And so my review will be from the perspective of a fan. First and foremost, I must state that this movie doesn’t disappoint.

Hugh Jackman’s Jean Valjean surpasses all expectations and delivers a soulful, grimy and tense portrayal of a broken man, despite Hugh’s relative youngness. On the other end of the scale, Russell Crowe’s Javert leaves me wanting. He has the look, he has the charisma of the formidable inspector, but he doesn’t have the voice to suit. Vocal duels with Valjean always results with Valjean winning.

While the rest of the characters did what was expected of them, one small part stood out, thanks to Anne Hathaway. She played Fantine, Jean Valjean’s adopted girl’s mother. Fantine is the character who delivers the well-known ‘I Dreamed a Dream’ hit song. Ordinarily in the play, this song comes before ‘Lovely Ladies’ which was the time she entered into the circle of prostitution. The producers must have switched the sequence, ‘I dream a dream’ comes after that and now takes on an added innuendos. Anne pounced on that opportunity, so watch out for a version unlike any other that brought this writer to tears, so early on too.

For those who may not know, this musical is sung through. This means that about 99% of all dialogue is sung. The beauty of Les Miserables is that they have many songs that stick in your head. Each melody elicits a certain emotion or context and are continually resung by different characters at different scenes throughout the musical.

Les Miserables is arguably the best musical of all time, in my opinion. This more-than-good-enough movie musical satiates my need to relive those memories of the stage production, which due to my non-strategic geographic location, prevents me from watching again. And for all the musical haters, an outing to Les Miserables is an excellent boot-camp, so to speak. I don’t give this easily, but this deserves a 10/10.

Friday 12 October 2012

Tandoori Subway



Yes Malaysia's subway restaurant has its first ever special menu. And it's brilliant. The Chicken Tandoori obviously borrows cuisine from our Indian brethren. And because it's already heavily spiced, the sauce combination required is minimal. Alas, a strong flavour Malaysians rarely get from Subway. For the sauce, try mayonnaise, sweet onion sauce and if you really want another, barbecue sauce.

Petite Millie

There's a first time for everything. So this is my first food blog. Located at 1 Utama, this unassuming French restaurant serves gratifying French and Italian fare. We had a a smorgasbord of entrees, main dishes and desserts to try out, so much so, that we Asianized the eating of French food, breaking whatever related taboos.

To be explicit, we had the salad, Luv a Duck Tartine, Fish Pie, Chicken Aglio Olio Spaghetti, Clam Spaghetti  Mille Crepe and Bread Butter Pudding. My favourite would be the Duck Tartine and the Strawberry Mille Crepe.



The Duck Tartine is the perfect combination of a done just right duck slices, a lightly dressed salad and a cream buttered bread. It is not to be missed.





The strawberry cream mille crepe is served ala mode. The strawberry cream is all natural and delicately made. I'd recommend this melt-in-mouth dessert to finish off your meal.

Wednesday 10 October 2012

Toastmasters - Toasting Each Other


Subra the speaker, like a magician, transfixed us with a matchbox which he held high. He told us to watch. Removing a match from inside, he then struck it against the side of the box. The match lit aflame, but he continued to let the fire swallow the wood till it reached his fingertips. With a puff, he snuffed it out; a trail of white fumes decorate the air.

He coached us, “All your speeches must be like a match.” – A fiery beginning, a steady burn, and a lingering finish. I’ve heard of the Toastmasters before, and their public speaking prowess but this was my first encounter with this organization. I was enrolled in Toastmasters Speechcraft training course along with the rest of my colleagues.

Speechcraft is a program where the fundamentals of public speaking are introduced to non-members in an atmosphere of a Toastmasters club meeting. Speechcraft is therefore under the guise of a public speaking seminar, when it really is a recruiting platform. My company was interested in building confidence among some employees and fostering overall communication skills. Hiring the Toastmasters is an interesting albeit indirect approach towards that end.

So, through a slightly misdirected company initiative, Speechcraft let me into some of their secret rituals. Meetings are held regularly. Each club has around 40 members plus or minus 20. They wear full suits and tie to all their engagements. They have worldwide annual speech competitions, many of them quite impressive.

In meetings, they have impromptu speech exercises called Table Topics. A random topic is revealed to the terrified speaker only seconds before he or she is supposed to present. He has to organize his thoughts on the spot, just like a politician would.

Besides that, Toastmasters present speeches in front of each other. Their speeches will be evaluated by a fellow toastmaster or two. Their evaluations highlight what they did right, while suggesting a few points to improve on. One good thing is they would never blatantly disparage the speaker.

Because of their overly forgiving and self-praising nature, Toastmasters rarely shun a prospective new member. Therefore, they are not an elite club as I envisioned them to be. Instead, judging from the speakers that presented topics in Speechcraft, I deduce that they can range from the remarkable, awe-inspiring and charismatic to the god-awful, please-shut-your-face and please-use-half-a-brain nitwits.

The Toastmasters may not pique my interest at this point of time. Maybe I’ll join them if my career edges me in that direction. Nevertheless, the best thing I can take from them is the analogy of the matchstick, that every article must have an explosive start, an enduring body and an unforgettable end. It probably means I have to polish up my endings with ones you can’t forget, like a smoke after the flame.

Saturday 29 September 2012

Windows 8 - Another Vista


Oh no, I fear Microsoft has birthed another Vista. It’s none other than Windows 7’s successor, Windows 8. How could Microsoft let history repeat itself again? It all started when tablet computers become all the rage, and Microsoft with its juggernaut desktop OS is trailing Apple’s IOS and Google’s Android as the platform of choice for the hottest gadgets in the marketplace. Consequently, Microsoft inspiringly decided to create an OS from the ground up which can support both desktops and tablets. If you don’t know, the user interface for desktops which rely heavily on mouse input while tablets rely more on finger input or stylus pen. Hence the user experience for each device is correspondingly different.

Using the same OS for both devices is fine. You get to reuse a lot of overlapping code, saving cost overall. (Apple decided to keep its phone/tablet OS separate from its desktop OS for now, by the way). However, it’s conceptualization of the interface is disastrously erred.

The Metro UI or Modern UI is comparable to Android and IOS in nature. It has a pretty different aesthetic and operation, so it really depend on the individual if it suits them. For a tablet PC, you can go Metro all the way, and it’ll be perfect. They have special features if you peel the screen from any of the four corners too.

However Windows 8 has a desktop mode which we are familiar with. The problem is the desktop mode is easily accessible from the Metro UI start page (that multi coloured wall of blocks). Herein lies the problem, the Metro UI is meant for touch input, while the desktop is for a mouse input. For a mouse to drag the start screen to flip between pages is tiring, since the motion is almost from the far left to far right. And with the popularity of large screens, it’s not practical. And as for the Start button we are so accustomed to in previous Windows versions, it’s gone, replaced with that whole Metro UI start page.

That’s a lot of relearning to do, especially if you want to work on Windows 8 the way you use Windows 7. That’s fine, however, if the new way of doing things makes it more of a hassle, then that would be wrong. Unfortunately, I did find it a greater hassle.

In Windows 8, programs are duplicated, or doubled to serve both desktop mode and metro. For example there are two media players, one is your ordinary familiar media player, and the other is one that is similar to the Windows mobile’s media player, full screen and all. Both programs are independent of each other and even have their own codecs, in fact both can play different media at the same time. There is no syncing whatsoever.

My last gripe is about aesthetics. Design philosophies teach that your design must be different, must stand out. And Windows 8 does. However, the Metro style features monochromatic styling without any colour gradient or transparencies. Each program is assigned one drab colour and is assigned an uninspiring tile on the Start Page. Different Yes, Boring Yes, Ugly Yes. What happen to cool icons? I missed Windows 7.

Tablet modes are great when you using a tablet. Desktop mode is also fine when you are at your desk. Unless your device is the Asus Transformer laptop series, the way Windows 8 forces the user to switch between the modes is outright impractical. Alas, Windows 8 is a software which can’t decide what it wants to be, an OS for touch based tablets, or an OS for mouse based desktops, so it settled on a hybrid of sorts, with a notable detriment to desktop users.

But they can fix it. There are some devices that can benefit from this dual modes, like a PC that’s hooked up to be a media center in the living room, or those touch based all-in-one PCs that gets displayed at store fronts. So, in my opinion, the decision is clear, the two modes should be available as the click of a switch. And when you’re in one mode, you should stay in it. You shouldn’t be allowed switch arbitrarily. And bring back the Start button!

Windows Vista may have failed because of its inefficiency, but Windows 8 fails because of a lack of conceptualization. Windows 7, we’re going to get cozier with one another. Will it beat Windows XP’s record?

Wednesday 19 September 2012

Resident Evil: Retribution


Guilty. I admit not remembering the first three movies of this franchise. It’s too long ago and I’m too lazy to rewatch. I only really remember the Afterlife. While that movie seemed like a stylistic movie-length video game cutscene, Resident Evil 5 is kind of the opposite.

Retribution made me feel like I was actually playing the game itself, complete with badly acted cutscenes. Yes, the acting was cheesy and robotic, but if the aim was to recreate the gameplay feel, they succeeded exceptionally well.

Nevertheless, if you like the Resident Evil movies, you can’t miss this one. Apparently Retribution is setup as the penultimate movie to the series. Can’t wait for the next one. Milla is still hot though.
6/10

Monday 17 September 2012

Why Does Malaysia Have 2 National Days?

 
For 52 years since 1957, Malaysia celebrates its national day on the 31st of August. It commemorates the day when the Federation of Malaya (West Malaysia) was granted independence from the British. It is usually known as Hari Merdeka or Independence Day.

Six years later on September 16 1963, after much political wrangling, the states of Singapore, Sarawak and Sabah agreed to join Malaya to form Malaysia (the additional ‘si’ in honour of SIngapore). Singapore was the crown jewel, while sadly economically backward Sabah and Sarawak were added just to balance the racial composition. It was envisioned to be a strong united country that comprised of former British colonies.

Even Brunei was encouraged to join Malaysia by the British. However Brunei’s Sultan repeated refusal to join led to a very late independence in 1984. On the other hand, Singapore was kicked out of the Federation in 1965 due to outstanding social and political issues.

For the Malayans, or West Malaysians, or Peninsular Malaysians, August 31 1957 holds greater significance as all the struggles for independence culminated on that date. For Sabah and Sarawak, or East Malaysia, that date has little significance; it certainly does not commemorate their own state’s independence. Instead September 16 1963 was more important as shortly after they gained individual state independence, they joined Malaysia.

The reason why Aug 31 is the sole national day for so many decades is because the Peninsular Malaysians greatly outnumber those of the East, and they dominate the economic and political scene of the country as a whole. East Malaysia forms 61% of Malaysia’s landmass, but just under 20% of the population and only 15% of the country total GDP.

In 2009, the prime minister declared that the Sept 15 be made a federal public holiday known as Malaysia Day. The obvious objective is to garner more East Malaysians votes for the next general elections or to reward them for sticking to the ruling coalition during the 2008 elections. It is regretful that Malaysia Day is only rightfully recognized because of a political maneuver.

It is also regretful celebrations for Malaysia Day are largely confined to the minds and hearts of East Malaysians, when rightfully it should supersede Hari Merdeka as the National Day for the whole Malaysia. We should not forget that Malaysia did not even exist before Sabah and Sarawak’s accession to Malaysia.

Does Malaysia need two national days? Malaysia’s total number of public holidays are among the most numerous in the world. One solution I can think of is to alternate the national day, meaning that one year, Aug 31 will be the public holiday, while the next, Malaysia Day is made the sole national day public holiday. Would that make everybody happy?

Sunday 16 September 2012

The Inequality of the Paralympics Games



London 2012 delivered a fantastic Paralympics games, probably outdoing the previous also fantastic Beijing Paralympics. The reality remains however, that despite what the Paralympics committees say about viewership, disabled sport is not what people want to watch lounging in their living rooms or cheer on at the local ‘mamak’ shops. If someone even glances at a newspaper article on the Paralympics, that is already considered a win.

The only people that would watch it are the host country citizens, who have been fed with non-stop marketing, the disabled themselves, more sympathetic Western nations, and gold hungry countries who actually have a chance to win (China).

Actually I applaud the Brits for filling the stadiums to the brim. But in the rest of the world, less commendable human instincts prevail; able bodied people just feel uncomfortable watching disfigured and less able people competing in sports. Perhaps a reflection of a fear for their own unwritten fate, mortality.

How uncomfortable is it? I was watching a 100m S1 freestyle race. S1 represents the highest degree of disability, many taking part have cerebral palsy, one usable limb and other motion restrictive diseases. Some swimmers were in wheelchairs, and their able bodied helpers just plonked them into the water. My immediate thoughts were: Your trainer just dumped you like garbage from your wheelchair! He’s not swimming, he’s just quivering in the water. OMG he’s going to drown! Oh wow how brave! Should they even be in the pool? It’s the pinnacle of human perseverance. So many conflicting thoughts swirling in my mind.

The Paralympics got me thinking about the sport and life itself. And how everything in spite of how equal it is in design, really isn’t equal in real life. The Paralympics tries to level the playing field by introducing a roster of categories. But science still hasn’t caught up. Are single below the knee amputees faster than double below the knee amputees? Is your paralyzed right hand causing more drag in the water than someone without a hand? Arbitrary allocation into categories is no exact science.

If you contemplate on such things as equality between contestants, it would serve you better if you quit now. Life is invariably unfair. The Paralympics simply casts that aspect of life under the magnifying glass. The difference is that those disparities between contestants are more visually assessable in the Paralympics. All disabled men (and women) were created unequal, as are able bodied men.

So while the Olympics has a narrow minded view, the celebration of the greatest, fastest and the highest (but nowadays it’s a commercial driven gala), what then is the Paralympics all about? Their mission statement is ‘to enable Paralympic athletes to achieve sporting excellence and inspire and excite the world’. It is not to be confused with the Special Olympics where participation alone is a cause for celebration. The founder of the games aimed to create an elite sporting competition for people with disabilities.

I completely see the rationale for a disabled person. If I were incapacitated physically, excelling in a particular sport would be the ultimate motivator. But the rest of the world, what would it really be? Inspiration, yes, excitement, maybe. Could it be a pity sport? Sincerely I question what role the Paralympics should play for the abled world.

Increasingly, Paralympics broadcast has been gaining popularity over the years. I fear that the Paralympics might follow the same over commercialized path as the Olympics. While Europe, America and China may have slowly warmed up the Paralympians, South East Asia isn’t so enchanted, Malaysia included. But when it does arrive, let’s welcome it for the right reasons and with the right motive, this most unequal of sporting events.

Wednesday 12 September 2012

Helicobacter Pylori


For the longest time, I have always had a bad stomach. I am nauseated easily and my stomach feels bloated even after a small meal. It’s not caused by eating too much, because even after I put my fork down, my abdomen bloats up shortly later. Uncomfortable and debilitating, sometimes it takes hours to subside. The social embarrassment takes much longer.

I blame a few of my panic attacks on bloatedness. A bloated stomach leads to reduced lung capacity with leads to hyperventilation and thus panic attack. Another gastrointestinal related issue was that my stools were black, has the consistency of toothpaste, and could never form any condensed shape. It happens so often recently, I thought of having it examined.

In March this year, taking advantage of a Groupon offer, I went for a regular blood test which this time included a H. Pylori test. The pin prick was more painful than usual, but instead of a clean bill of health, I tested positive for the H. Pylori. It’s something I’ve read about, but my test results was astonishingly multiples of the maximum limit for normal patients. My count for H. Pylori IGG was over 80u/ml while the max limit was 10u/ml. I do not really know what it means, except that I’m probably infected with Helicobacter Pylori bacteria.

The Confounded Bacteria

Helicobacter Pylori is apparently a kind of bacteria, spiral in shape, which lives in the stomach and upper intestine. It attaches itself to my stomach lining and thrives in acidic environment of the stomach which in the past doctors thought nothing could survive.

Symptoms of Helicobacter Pylori infection include:
Abdominal pains due to peptic ulcers
Weight loss
Loss of appetite
Bloating
Burping
Nausea
Vomiting (vomit may be bloody or look like coffee grounds)
Black, tarry stools

More Tests

The next test that the doctors recommended was a Urea Breath Test. It’s a pretty simple test, I’m given a pill to swallow, several minutes later, asked to breathe deeply and exhale into a silver balloon bag. A Urea Breath Test is based on the bacteria’s ability to convert urea to ammonia and carbon dioxide. As if it was fated, I was tested positive, by a far margin.

The alternative is an endoscopy, the procedure where they insert a tube with an attached camera and a robotic arm down your throat all the way to the stomach. There they can look for bleeding ulcers, cancerous tumors and maybe take some tissue sample for biopsy. Compared to a Urea Breath Test, the endoscopy was invasive. And luckily I was exempted mainly because I don’t have gastric pains, and because treatment can start with the positive result of the breath test.

Treatment

My two week treatment regiment include a medication called a proton pump inhibitor. This medicine decreases the production of stomach acid, which allows the tissues damaged by the infection to heal, assuming I have ulcers. The proton pump inhibitor is combined with a pair of antibiotics, just in case if the bacteria is immune to one of the antibiotics.

I suffered an awful side effect of the antibiotic one morning, where nausea claim the better half of the day forcing a sick day. After that regimen I continued taking just the proton pump inhibitor for another two weeks. The follow-up appointment was 2 months following that that. On the whole, I was feeling pretty much the same, except the conditions of my stools were improving although still blackish in colour. So I didn’t think I was completely cured, and ready for another positive H. Pylori test.

Cure 

To my complete but pleasant surprise, the Urea Breath Test conducted during my follow-up appointment yielded a zero count, which is positively negative. Over the next few weeks, my digestive tract felt healthier, very few instances of bloatedness and my stools returned to solid and healthy light brown hue. This led to my hypothesis, that I have been developing bleeding ulcers over the past few years, if I had an endoscopy done, it would have shown up.

I don’t know where I contracted the bacteria, but it must have been when I was in school. I suspect I’ve been living with it for decades. Damn you school canteen!

Although the chances are slim, Helicobacter Pylori induced ulcers may develop into stomach cancer. So I feel lucky to have caught it before anything sinister developed. So I urge any of you who have the symptoms of H. Pylori infection to get tested, at least the blood test. It may save your life.

What Happens in Vegas Review


Joy (Cameron Diaz) is a highly restless Wall Street stock trader who works a staggering 90 hours per week. Her career driven life pressed her fiancé to leave her, unintentionally but publicly in front of all her friends. In stark contrast, Jack (Ashton Kutcher) is a bona fide slacker who assembles furniture at his father’s factory. One occupational blunder too many, Jack Sr. played by Treat Williams decides to terminate his son’s employment. Dejected, Joy and Jack, strangers at this point both head to Vegas to forget their troubles, like so many of us would.

They stumble upon each other in Vegas. And true to most Vegas lore, they got married in an Elvis chapel after one intoxicated party-hopping night. Reality came to them only the next morning and they both agreed that filing for annulment is the next best step. A few slot machines later, Jackpot, the newly weds just won 3 million dollars, with each claiming the victory for him or herself. Back home in New York City, the battle shifts to the courtroom. The judge gives his ultimatum: stay together for 6 months, that means going to Queen Latifah’s weekly couples’ therapy sessions, or lose the 3 million dollars.

You’d think that this is another run of the mill Hollywood romance, and you’d be quite right. But unlike rom-coms (romantic comedies) of recent years I think this is really well executed. Ashton is strong as himself. Think whacky irritating ‘Punk’d’ host in a relationship. Couple that with Cameron’s super assertive persona, and you have a pair so adamant about hurting each other. The peeing in the kitchen sink and uncomfortable toilet position like falling into the toilet bowls are one of the cruder antics mean Jack plays on Joy. Okay Ashton Kutcher haters might want to skip this one.

The movie’s humor is mostly concentrated in the middle of the movie where Jack and Joy engage in volleys of tit-for-tat pranks. As expected their hateful relationship slowly turns mellow. But I for one think that their dysfunctional relationship works, on the screen for the funnies of course.

Towards the end of the movie, drawing parallels to ‘The Breakup’, Joy was given a real life choice to make. That to me brings out a sense of realism of the consequences of each choice you make. And Joy’s choice might put some off.

It’s a story of how hate turns to love gruelingly through outlandish circumstances, and is certainly a crowd pleaser. I’m cashing in on Vegas.

Tuesday 11 September 2012

Impossible to Learn Mandarin @ the Global Hanyu Centre


Arrgh! Another attempt at Mandarin class foiled. The first Level (Groupon) was fine, but the follow up level was impossible to catch up. Actually for first time beginners, I think the first level may be a little too tough. This could explain the high number of absentees and slackers. I was on the other hand a rung above with my history grappling with Mandarin.

I was a good student, at least I thought so. I actually revised past weeks’ lessons and tried to copy whatever there was on the board, tried to ask questions when in doubt, attended every lesson, on time as well.

After Level 1, a test was conducted, I scored well, earning me a place in the next level with a discount price. In Level 2, I was in for a surprise. She stopped speaking English altogether. She said, “We need to learn fast.” Also, she wrote less pinyin on the board and started teaching Chinese characters (something I look forward to).

Problem is, I can no longer ask questions, because every 1 in 2 words is new to me. Sometimes she takes up to half an hour delivering her ‘grandmother stories’ which the other 4 students more advanced than I, seemed to understand, laugh even. The official material looked like a photocopied primary school textbook, from which we learnt Chinese characters. Now and then she would derive certain new characters because they are related to some other character we’re learning.

Bottom line is, from the first lesson to the last, the difficulty level increased exponentially. Once she hits your current level, she only goes upwards from there, and that’s when you’re doomed.

My buddy system failed, because my ‘buddy’ has been holding out on me. Apparently he understands everything and his level is a lot higher than mine. It’s just that he refuses to speak unless forced to. That's a lesson for me. Next time pick a buddy who's on par with you, and not secretly hiding his linguistic skills.

The lessons weren’t all that bad, she was clearly trying to shake things up with her lesson plan. Once she had a dumpling festival celebration in a potluck style. One of our homework assignments was to sing a friendly song in Mandarin and record ourselves. One time she made us watch half a movie (thank God it has English subtitles).

But the killer was definitely the second level final exam. Not only do we have to take a written test where half of the questions were based on things never taught (kind of like University), we had to prepare a presentation based on a certain topic and present it to the class. I mean I haven’t learnt enough words, conjunctions not even for a wholesome conversation, and now a PowerPoint presentation?

I really love to continue with the next level, I do, but at this point I expect Level 3 to astronomically difficult, probably discussing Confucius teachings, Fengshui theories etc. Alas I concede defeat, I cannot continue to Level 3.

Monday 10 September 2012

Southern Thailand Malay Region




The modern provinces of Southern Thailand have a very Malay past. The backwater province of Satun and its northern neighbor, Trang used to be, in antiquity, part of the Kedah Sultanate until progressive Siamese campaigns claimed those territories.

The name of the province of Songkhla was a Thai corruption of the name Singgora, an old Malay tributary state which was once part of Langkasuka and then part of Nakhon Si Thammarat. This is where the largest city of the region is located, Hat Yai. No doubt a favourite destination for many Malaysians.

The old Malay state of Patani actually consisted of three modern day Thai provinces Pattani, Yala and Narathiwat. In fact Malaysian state of Kelantan was a tributary of Patani, until the British pried them from Siamese claws.

These three provinces is the epicenter of the Southern Thailand insurgency. All three provinces have the highest proportions of Malay people of any province in Thailand. If autonomy or independence is granted, it is likely to be based on these three states.

Today, Songkhla is almost as Thai as Bangkok, a successful result of Thai assimilation policies. However some eastern districts are largely Malay populated and share the same aspirations of Patani.

The Satun Malays on the other hand, while small in number retain as much Malay culture as they can, but are not as inclined towards separatism or militancy as their Patani counterparts. A lot of Thai-Malay intermarriages reflect this.

Thailand would not give up Patani easily. Such a large acreage, with offshore oil to boot, would be a better target for Thai transmigration, if not for the insurgency.

Thursday 30 August 2012

Southern Thailand Insurgency: 1Malaysia Perspective

Since the end of the World War II, Patani insurgents in South Thailand have been carrying out attacks for what is presumably independence in the 3 Thai provinces of Pattani, Narathiwat and Yala. But in 2005, the previously safe city of Hat Yai or Haadyai in the neighbouring Songkhla province was bombed. On March 31, 2012, a bomb went off in a Hat Yai hotel, at least 5 were killed including a Malaysian. But despite that Hat Yai remains a really popular Thai destination for many Malaysians and Singaporeans. This war is hitting closer to home.


The rebel groups are numerous, at least 5 major ones and unknown number of fractions. These guerrilla groups are driven by discrimination against ethnic-Malay Muslims by successive Thai governments. They presumably fight for either an independent state of their own or for autonomy.

In a previous article, I compiled a brief history of an ancient state called Patani. I would surmise that Thailand is still an empire – not yet a country. They continue to subjugate the racial minorities and legacy tributary kingdoms, dismantled them even and vehemently push for their assimilation.


The National Language: Thai

Only one official language is allowed and encouraged. The languages of other minorities especially the Malay are not supported by the state. There are no newspapers in any language other than Thai or English.

1 Malaysia Values

Malaysia’s route to nationalism is starkly different. It is one of integration. All languages are allowed, they are taught in schools, spoken on the streets, allowed to be published. For example there are over 10 Tamil dailies to serve a community that constitutes only 8% of the whole Malaysia. The national language is used predominantly in official government business. What happens is that many Malaysians are forced to be multilingual.

On the Flipside

There are definitely problems communicating if when community members don’t interact outside their own. Not everyone can speak the national language well. Also the government tries to control content in whatever language, as much as it can.

Cultural assimilation

The Thais impose a single culture on all citizens, central Chao Phraya Thai culture. They managed to assimilate the Chinese, Lao and Khmer but not the Malays in the Deep South. Everyone has to adopt a Thai name.

1 Malaysia Values

All communities get to keep their own culture no matter how small your community is. Malaysian values give rise to a dual identity of race and nationality. Citizens are usually identified as Malaysian Malay, Malaysian Chinese etc. Each community can relish and uphold individual cultures and practices without the oppression from the state.

On the Flipside

A clash of civilizations happens on a daily basis. Lots of understanding and tolerance needed to keep the peace. Moreover the Malays are very protective of their distinct Malay Muslim culture, minorities have to thread carefully around issues pertaining to Islam especially.

National Religion

Thailand is 95% Buddhist. Today Thailand is accepting of all religions but in the mid of last century, the Muslim minority were ill-treated mostly because of ignorance.

1 Malaysia Values

Everyone is allowed to practice their own religion but Islam is the national religion. Understanding each other’s religion fosters peace and harmony.

On the Flipside

Minority religions are subtly being oppressed while Muslims have no freedom of religion at all. Local Muslims’ viewpoint is insular and the government is over protective of the followers.


Education

Government policy uses education to promote the Thai language and Buddhism and the key role of Buddhist monks. Teachers are not local Malay and they instruct their students to identify themselves as Thai Muslims rather than Malay Muslims. The traditional Malay pondok schools are viewed with suspicion and are not well-funded by the central government.

1 Malaysia Values

In Malaysia, there are schools of every type, religious schools, Chinese schools, Tamil schools. With enough community backing, citizens are sure to get an education of their choosing in the language of their choosing.

On the Flipside

Missionary schools have been abolished and with it English medium schools. The quality of education at national schools is dropping behind. 


Malaysia does not have a region engulfed in conflict, so no comparisons can be drawn between Malaysia and Thailand. But now recent prime ministers including Yingluck Shinatwatra’s policy in the Thailand’s Deep South is to fight violence with violence and force. Taking a page out of China’s policy with Tibet, the Thai government had also tried migrating ethnic Thais into the Malay provinces, but since insurgents started killing monks and policemen and Thai people indiscriminately, this strategy has effectively been impeded. Past leaders have promised to bring greater economic development on the assumption that poverty is part of the problem although this has never come to fruition.

The Thais have got it all wrong. It’s not about development, and it’s definitely not counter insurgence that will quell the uprising. The Malays in Southern Thailand yearn for the sense of identity, that their history would not be supplanted with the Thai’s. I think they would like some cultural and language liberties that Malaysians unappreciatively enjoy. 

To the majority of Thais, there cannot be Thai Malays (like Malaysian Chinese). That is very thing that the majority of Thailand even the King cannot accept. They don’t mind the term Thai Muslim, but being Muslim and being Malay are two separate things. 

But how do you curb this raging insurgency, blind hate and careless measures? All piecemeal symbolic measures would be ineffective. It took a tsunami to end the rebellion in Acheh province, Indonesia. East Timor needed independence for their fighting to end. I reckon it has to be something big. In my mind, only two solutions exist, autonomy or independence, excluding the vagaries of Mother Nature of course. 

Autonomy opponents may cite Southern Philippines as an example of autonomy gone wrong. Although autonomy was granted since 1990, fighting still continues in the Autonomous Region in Muslim Mindanao. How can it be different in Southern Thailand? For one, the local population must have its own political representation. Islam and the Malay language must be somehow interwoven into the regional government. Local leaders should have control over land, economy, natural resources and maybe even immigration. 

The alternative is of course independence. But it would be increasingly difficult for a relatively politically stable country like Thailand to give up a large portion of their land especially with the imperial mindset at play. (Indonesia was politically weak at the time of Timor Leste’s independence.)To complicate matters, there is oil off the coast of Patani. The chance of independence being granted for 2 million Malay people versus 70 million Thais in total is slim indeed.

The situation is seemingly dire in Malaysia’s neighboring region to the north. Malaysians are sympathetic towards the plight of the Thai Malays but at the same time are hapless, as the Malaysians cannot intervene. History is still unfolding in the restive southern Thailand. We can only hope for the best.

Thursday 2 August 2012

Olympic Opening Ceremonies: London vs Beijing


I know many of you may disagree, but I think that London’s 2012 Olympic opening ceremony is better than then Beijing’s 2008 opening ceremony. Both had the same idea in mind though, to showcase each nation’s accomplishments and contributions to the world. However, it’s notable that Britain stayed clear from reminding the world that it used to conquer half of it.


China’s opening ceremony was awe inspiring. You get the sense of grandeur amid a very oriental setting. Undoubtedly China exploited it’s most abundant resource; its people. At the heart of all its creative showcases were actually humans frolicking around in the enormous bird nest stadium. They actually employed soldiers to run their clock-like precision performances. It’s everything a communist nation can be proud of; synchronized, uniformed, innumerable.


Fast forward to London, each participant seems to be an actor. Even the children know how to perform. Their dancing may not be militarily synchronized in motion, but they were synchronized in seemingly genuine smiles and spirit. In fact they emphasized fun like one large flash mob.


China’s repertoire was written to impress, one dazzling display after another. And it did just that. They focused on the length and breadth of the Chinese civilization and the four great inventions of the ancient Chinese: paper, printing, the compass and gunpowder.


The British attempted to do the same, start off with history and showcase their contributions to the world. However since a major part of their history involves many storied wars of the British Empire which was a naval powerhouse and master colonialist, they risk offending almost everyone who is not British. Hence, their summation on British history seems disjointed and incomplete.


We are left with scenes from ancient English village with farm animals and maypoles, the industrial revolution which Britain initiated, socialized medicine, and more recent cultural exports. The English village and industrial revolution scenes were evocative with Hollywood quality costumes and every bit as impressive as Beijing.


From Harry’s Potter’s stadium tall Voldemort battling an army of Mary Poppins to a brief appearance of Mr. Bean, the English flaunted their greatest cultural exports. And did you know the creator of the World Wide Web is British? And at times they tried to do too much. I adore British music, but in one sequence, they sampled a line from each song from the 1950s to 1980s and played it in one long annoying grating medley. That is undoubtedly everyone’s least favourite sequence.


And saving the best surprise for last is the torch lighting ceremony, where in recent years everyone tried to one up the predecessor. When the countries were parading into the stadium, each was carrying a weird horn like sculpture. There wasn’t an obvious cauldron in sight, but in the center of the stadium, these horns were mysteriously installed onto some spiky contraption. After the torch bearer lit a few horns, the spikes began to mechanically rotate towards the sky forming a most unanticipated cauldron. Spectacular. (Sydney is best though)

The cauldron is made up of many small torches.

But negatives aside, the British version of the opening ceremony is unexpected, exciting and most importantly fun. The dancing was real, the spirit seemed authentic and London doesn’t care about taking itself too seriously (Beijing). And that’s why I think London is better than Beijing.

Sunday 22 July 2012

Spider-Man Reboot

I’m going to keep this brief, and separate this into things I like and things I dislike about the new Spider-Man reboot. Keep in mind; I’m not an avid comic book fan.


Like 1: Andrew Garfield’s acting. 

He knows it as much as the next person. This is the role of his lifetime. And with that in mind he acted his socks off. I noticed him trying to create a unique Peter Parker, not unlike what Johnny Depp did with Captain Jack Sparrow. Every second Andrew is on the screen, he steals it (except when Emma Stone is there). Comparing with the under emoted, dopey Tobey Maguire’s Spider-man, Andrew’s Spider-Man is so much more charismatic and dramatic. You think he had never missed a single acting class. In a nutshell, Andrew blew his predecessor away easily, acting wise.


Like 2: Emma Stone

Forget Gwyneth Paltrow’s Pepper Potts, Kirsten Dunst’s Mary Jane; Emma Stone’s Gwen Stacy is the superhero’s girlfriend I want. For non-Spider-Man comic readers, the blond bombshell Gwen Stacy is Peter Parker’s first love, before they snuffed out her character midway. The striking thing about Emma Stone is not her beauty; it’s her kick ass personality (as seen as the survivor in Zombieland) and that sensual maturity (as seen in Easy A). But here in Spider-man, she is accessible.


Like 3: The Grittier but not necessarily Darker Style

This new incarnation is Spider-Man’s supposed equivalent to Batman’s ‘The Dark Knight’, if the teasers and trailers were anything to go by. Unfortunately, on the darkness meter, it measures somewhere between Thor and Ghost Rider, basically a slight shade darker than the first Spider-Man. Well, they tried, they failed, but this is no Dark Knight. The grittiness here is mostly derived from Andrew doing most of his own stunts, more green screens and less CG.


Like 4: The Romance

Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man has the iconic upside down kiss; this one has such no iconic four play tactics. But on the other hand, the kissing scenes are steamier than your average sauna. And now the word on the street is that Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone are now dating. One wonders how much actual romance makes it to screen.

Like 5: More Green Screen, Less CG

While Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man web slinging was 100% CG, this new one tries more stunts and green screens, which translates to more realistic whizzing action scenes.

Dislike 1: Casting of Andrew Garfield 
Andrew is six feet tall. Andrew is 28 years old. Andrew is also skinny as a rake. Apparently his wiry body type isn’t suitable for beefing up, trainer and actor both gave up and sourced inspiration from Bruce Lee. Despite his talented portrayal of the nerdy web slinger, he’s just not buff enough for a superhero role of today, visually.


Dislike 2: Spidey Costume
The reds are wrong. The blues are wrong. I don’t mind it being ugly if because they designed a suit that an above average high school kid can put together. Not only is it ugly, it looks like it came from the labs of NASA. That is so NOT spandex. Why does it have to be so scaly?


Dislike 3: Cheesy Scene

I got a taste of cheese, and it ain’t from my popcorn. Granted, this Spider-Man reboot only features one cheese worthy scene while its predecessors were curdling in it. It’s the one where all the crane operators line up the crane booms to allow Spider-Man quick passage to Oscorp tower, which leads me to the next point:


Dislike 4: Formulaic Plot

Sony Studios was clearly in charge. They brought together no name directors, no name actors and no one that could stand up against them. The plot itself was clearly written by the execs. While Peter Parker’s and Gwen Stacy’s characters were a breath of fresh air, the villain, ‘The Lizard’s’ character development was to me, run of the mill.


Dislike 5: Spider-Man wise cracks

In the heat of action, Spider-man, once nerdy teenager, is now a wise cracking masked vigilante. Problem is it sounds weird on the big screen.


Dislike 6: Spider-Man Fiction Deviations

I’m not sure if these are plot goofs or plot holes, but some of them interfere with what makes Spider-Man so special.

1) Bitten by a Spider

In Sam Raimi’s Spider-man, there were a handful of genetically modified spiders. One spider got away and bit Peter. In this one, Oscorp was already mass producing genetically modified spiders. There seems to be thousands of them, easily accessible and yet none of them have bitten any of Oscorp staff. But only when Peter stumbles upon them, they bite and he becomes Spider-Man? Logic be gone.

2) Webbings

Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man made Peter Parker a biological mutant. He developed webbing glands on his wrists. The original comics depicted Peter as a genius developing his own sticky substance in his garage laboratory. This movie is even weirder. The mass produced genetically modified spiders were bred by Oscorp to produce industrial strength ‘Bio-Cable’ packaged in tiny cartridges. This new Peter Parker steals a boxful of these cartridges and merely devises a way to squirt out the liquid bio-cable which presumably forms into webbing upon ejection. Let’s be clear, this spider man uses commercially sold products for webbings.

3) Peter Parker’s Camera

Peter has an old film camera. I find this confusing as the producers said they wanted to give this version a modern take. Why give Peter Parker a cell phone but not a DSLR? Heck, using his phone’s camera would be more convenient.

If you like Spider-Man and its myth, it is worth a ticket. Its fresh depiction of the two romantic leads is a welcome change but it’s still mired in superhero movie contrivances. 8/10.



Tuesday 3 July 2012

Phonetic Differences between Standard Mandarin (普通话Pǔtōnghuà) and Malaysian-Singaporean Mandarin (花语Huāyǔ)


The idea for this piece came about because while I’m taking Mandarin language courses from a Chinese cultural centre from mainland China, I live in Malaysia where the majority of local Chinese are schooled and brought up speaking Huayu, the local Malaysian dialect of Mandarin. There are differences such as the usage of certain words, grammatical deviations and even the pronunciation differences for many phonemes.


History had a hand in determining the variation in Malaysian/Singaporean Mandarin. First of all, when the Chinese settled in then Malaya in the 19th century, none of them were native speakers of the Mandarin dialect. Only when the Republic of China formed, the Chinese in Malaya gained a sense of Chinese nationalism towards the mainland. Mandarin was adopted as the Chinese people’s unifying language to be taught in local Chinese schools in Malaya, mirroring developments in China.


However, since the Malaysian Chinese were in a foreign land, they were heavily influenced by their original dialects (like Hokkien and Cantonese) as well as Malay and English. This was exacerbated when the Communists took over China and implemented a closed door policy. The cultural link to China had been all but severed. Hence, the local variety of Mandarin was free to evolve on its own.


Personally, if I were creating a new universal language, it would sound nothing like Mandarin. The problems that I have with Mandarin, as do so many people in the world have, are that so many consonants sound so similar. I compiled a list that compares between Standard Mandarin, what Malaysians think they know about Mandarin and how Malaysian Mandarin speakers really sound like. This is following my exasperating attempt to make sense of all the indecipherable chatter I hear.


Understanding of the pinyin system is needed to understanding the following list. In addition, there are a few concepts to introduce for the table to make sense:

*Aspirated means that a strong puff of air accompanies the consonant when it is sounded. To feel or see the difference between aspirated and unaspirated sounds, you can hold a tissue up to your mouth. The tissue flutters with aspirated consonants while it doesn’t flutter with unaspirated ones.


Fricatives
Affricate
Consonant sounds produced by forcing air through a narrow channel in the mouth. In English s (sing) and z (zoom) are examples. Consonants sounds that comprise of two stages. First, vocal tract is blocked so that all airflow ceases. Next, that restriction is loosened a little, while air is blown, resulting in a frication sound. In English, j (juice) and ch (choose) are examples.



Tongue Position Description
Blade-alveolar Roll up the tip of the tongue (blade) against the bony ridge behind the front teeth at the top of the mouth (alveolar ridge)
Blade-palatal Roll up the tip of the tongue (blade) against the centre of the roof of the mouth (hard palate).
Palatal The tip of the tongue is pressed against the back of the lower teeth, the rest of the tongue is against the roof of the mouth (hard palate)


The Phonetic/Pronunciation Differences between Standard Mandarin and Malaysian Mandarin

Initial Consonant Standard Mandarin(普通话Pǔtōnghuà) Malaysian Mandarin(花语Huāyǔ) Malaysian Mandarin(Fast & Lazy Speech)
ch Blade-palatal position, aspirated, affricate. Sounds not too dissimilar from the English ‘ch’ Very much like the English ‘ch’. Malaysians do not grasp concept of aspiration Same as left
zh Blade-palatal position, unaspirated, affricate. Has slight buzzing quality to sound. Sound similar to Standard Mandarin, but tongue not rolled back enough. Very much like the English ‘ch’.
sh Blade-palatal position, fricative. Sounds similar to English ‘sh’ but with tongue rolled up Very much like the English ‘sh’. Sound like the English ‘s’.
c Blade-alveolar position, aspirated, affricate. Very much like the English ‘ch’. Same as left
z Blade-alveolar position, unaspirated, affricate. Has slight buzzing quality to sound. Same as left Very much like the English ‘ch’.
x Palatal position, fricative. Not too dissimilar from the English ‘sh’ Sound like the English ‘s’. Same as left
q Palatal position, aspirated, affricate. Pursed lips help the aspiration process. Same as left Very much like the English ‘ch’.
j Palatal position, unaspirated, affricate Same as left Same as left
s Blade-alveolar position, fricative. Same as left Same as left


Malaysians narrow down the number of consonants when they speak fast. Five distinct consonants end up sounding like the English ‘ch’. Mandarin uses a lot of aspiration as a means to differentiate between different consonants. That’s an issue when people speak fast because no one can produce that puff of air in such short time. Aspirated consonants therefore sound unaspirated.


A good resource: ChinesePod 


Mandarin is so hard. Cantonese is a walk in the park by comparison. Just watch Hong Kong dramas/movies, and you’re speaking like the locals. For Mandarin, it’s been a hundred years and we still couldn’t get it. For me personally, I find that the written characters much easier than spoken Mandarin despite the number of characters to remember.

Monday 2 July 2012

Brave – More Disney than Pixar


With the exception of the Cars franchise, I look forward to Pixar movies. Brave however seemed like a typical Disney princess movie. But instead of ending like one, Brave is widely campaigned as being different. I however feel that it should have had a Disney ending, since there are so many Disney elements in it already.


Brave is set in Scotland, in an unknown era. It tells of a kingdom’s princess choosing a suitor for her betrothal. And as you’ve guessed, the princess rebels against her insisting mother and refuses to marry prematurely. My main contention is that a Pixar movie of the past would have dealt with the issues in this story with more depth, gravity and seriousness. In Brave, a bear bites off the King’s leg, and all we hear are jokes and light hearted moments about it. The evil wicked witch was more comic relief than a character.


True, as a guy, the premise of girl power wasn’t intended for me, but to be totally disengaged? Sure the jokes were funny, but clearly Brave lacks the character development Pixar is so adept at. In fact there were categorically only two adequately developed characters, Princess Merida and her Queen mother, and no one else.


I can’t rate this on behalf of women and adolescent girls, but this is a no-go for male cartoon fans. 3/10. I wish Disney would stop meddling in Pixar’s strong suits.

Sunday 1 July 2012

Initiative: An Abused Word

Initiative. n. The power or ability to begin or to follow through energetically with a plan or task; enterprise and determination.

It's such a positive word. But in the workplace, I've only seen it used negatively. Too many "they should take the initiative" or  so and so "... lacks initiative". It doesn't happen to me, but I've sympathized with many a victim. It's the boss's lazy way of saying, 'You should do more work'. I hope that in time this word could become productive and supportive again.

Saturday 23 June 2012

Snow White & the Huntsman


The trailer looked riveting; a Snow White set in a credible medieval fantasy Europe instead of a land far far away. The wicked stepmother Queen looked more gorgeous and less evil than the cartoon. And the huntsman who was tasked to bring the liver and lungs of Snow White became a co-star the whole movie long.

So hot on the heels of another 2012 Snow White adaptation (Mirror, Mirror); how does this one fare? I have mixed feelings about this one. There are really only two main characters here, Snow White and the sorceress stepmother Queen Ravenna. Looking into a magic mirror, asking who’s the fairest makes sense. Charlize Theron is a timeless beauty. Her portrayal of evil is alluringly dark and visually insidious. You can’t get enough of her.

However, on the other side of the good-bad divide, Snow White, played by the infamous Kristen Stewart of Twilight is a more bungled up character. Sadly to report, Kristen has yet again reprised her role as Bella. In the beginning, I could forgive her as she played the captive princess, locked up high in the prison tower. But towards the end (no spoilers here as the trailers already foretold the ending), Bella would lead an army against the evil Queen Ravenna.

The most cringe-worthy moment comes when Bella, I mean Snow White, tries to rally the troops to wage war on Ravenna. I could compare such a moment when the kids in the Narnia movies tried to rally animals to fight against the monsters. The Narnian kids were a lot more convincing than Bella, I mean Snow White. Instead of a leader imbued with kingly charisma, Kristen Stewart acted like a whiny teenager throwing a hissy fit because her little brother took the remote.

While the dark forces were deviously delicious, the good forces were curiously contrived. There was a scene where Snow White was ‘blessed’ by a goat or something in some fairy land. And what is the outcome of that blessing? Nothing. Why put it in there?

Also notable is the lack of scripted humour. The real winners here however are Charlize Theron’s interpretation of wicked Queen AND her costumes. This is this movie’s lasting legacy. I’d give this one a 5.








Thursday 21 June 2012

Learning Mandarin is Hard


Permanently itemised in my Life’s To Do List, learning mandarin was placed front and centre when a Groupon offer came about. I took up a 3 month beginners Groupon-grade Mandarin course with a buddy (in hopes that a buddy system will pull me through). This was my chance to right my failed past endeavours.

In the past, my on again off again approach to learning mandarin was not really seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. I only had 3 years of P.O.L. (Pupil’s Own Language) in primary school. It wasn’t enough to reach a self-sustaining ‘critical mass’ of words and grammar to really survive. I tried enrolling in a language class before starting university, although it was sold to me as a beginner’s class, it actually wasn’t. I got lost in the mandarin chatter and practically after every class, suffered extreme mental dehydration. It didn’t work. I bought books and audio tapes, but that too failed because I needed interaction, a class of equals.

One horrid interview made me realise how important Mandarin can be in today’s world. But I was ‘lethargic’ and ‘passionless’ when it came to learning new languages following my less than successful attempts. My short stint with learning sign language just rekindled my sputtering flame. I was now ready to take on new languages.

The centre I joined is called the Global Hanyu and Culture Center. The unique thing about it is not a typical language centre; instead it is more of a cultural exchange centre between Malaysia and China, equivalent to a non-governmental British Council that offers language courses.

The Groupon class I joined was specially crafted to be simpler than their normal beginner’s course, focussing on common conversational language rather than the more conventional formal approach. Also they would not be teaching the written form of mandarin at all.

Be that as it may, coming from an English speaking background, Mandarin is hard! Buy all the books you want, take up those enticing online courses but you’re not going to learn Mandarin that way. You need either immersion (live with the natives), lots of observation (watch lots of Chinese movies) or join a class full of people roughly the same proficiency as you. Since immersion requires very patient friends and observation requires an undying love for that foreign culture, the third option seemed like a simpler solution for me.


Why is this Language so Hard?


Mandarin is the national language of China. However there are many other dialects that use the same writing system as Mandarin but have different grammar, different norms and expressions and sound completely different word for word.

Chinese is written in a string of monosyllabic characters, where each syllable corresponds to a Chinese character. But Mandarin is rampant with homophones – same sounding syllables, different character, and some heterographs - characters which have a few ways to pronounce depending on meaning.

Mandarin pronunciation is represented by the common pinyin system using Romanized alphabets. This is probably what you would start with when you are learning Mandarin.  Although pinyin uses alphabets, it may or may not have any relationship to the English counterparts. The pinyin alphabet ‘z’ sounds more like a ‘ch’. In fact there are 6 initial consonants (z, c, ch, zh, j, q) that sound similar to ‘ch’ but they do not sound the same to the Mandarin speaker. A g is actually a soft k, a b is a soft p. Furthermore, the pronunciation set is so constrained and limited; there are only a fixed amount of syllables you can make. As a result., many English consonants and vowels do not have counterparts.

Mandarin is a tonal language. That means a single syllable like ‘feng’ can be pronounced in 4 different ways according to the tones they are spoken with (tones as in musical tones) and instantly be recognised as four different words. Yup, you can say Mandarin is not spoken, it is sung! (But no one says that). That adds a whole new dimension to speaking a language. For beginners, listening to people speaking rapid fire Mandarin, words jumble up and sound the same.  Confusion is inevitable. And a nagging question I have is “Are tone deaf Chinese basically deaf in the ears of the Chinese?”

The written form of Mandarin is represented by an abstract pictographic ‘character’, with seemingly no alphabets in sight. Each character is made up of many strokes of the brush. Most people shudder at the thought of learning the Chinese characters, worrying that the infinite combinations of strokes of characters might overwhelm the brain. Also since the written form has no relationship to the way it sounds, you have to memorise the pronunciation, the characters and the matchup between the two. So learning Mandarin is actually like learning 2 languages, and that’s why some courses just offer conversational Mandarin, because one language is maddening enough.

Mandarin reuses too many syllables/characters. To all who say Chinese doesn’t use alphabets, this fact challenges that claim. You see in Chinese, words can be 1 character, 2 characters and however many characters that word needs to be. The problem is in the words which are 2 or more characters in length. In a 2 character word, the individual characters themselves have their own meanings but when they combine they would mean something else.

So you have to be armed with complete Mandarin grammar, local culture, knowledge of regional adaptations and a large vocabulary of words in order to understand certain scripts. Dangerously, you might get into ambiguous territory where a combination of characters may mean one thing, and another might mean something else. It’s like deciphering internet URLs. I hope you see the innocent side of “thispenisforyourconvenience”.

Mandarin transliteration of foreign proper nouns poses an issue. In most languages, when foreign words enter the vocabulary, native speakers would probably find local pronunciations that sort of match the original. For instance the ubiquitous ‘Starbucks’ name from America; Americans themselves could identify with that translated word (give or take a second). But not so in Mandarin where you have such a limited set of syllables.

Starbucks is “Xing ba ke”, Xing – means star while bake – is phonetic translation. Carrefour is ‘Jia le fu’ – phonetic translation. Microsoft is ‘Weiruan’ – translated literally as micro + soft. Google is ‘Guge’ - phonetic translation. Transliterations into Mandarin are neither uniform nor do they sound like their original pronunciation. Worst of all, in Mandarin text and speech, there is no hint of the word being a proper noun, and that’s a headache considering proper nouns are constructed using everyday words and characters.

It has been commonly claimed that all you need to know is around 2000 characters, because characters can join up to form compound and complex words, but is that really enough for full mastery?

In my Groupon introductory class, the disparity is great between the know-a-lots and the fresh meats. The know-a-lots have one thing in common; they already know a lot of Cantonese, a Chinese dialect very similar to Mandarin. At the fast pace of each lesson, the clueless fresh meats couldn’t follow at all and end up skipping class (all except one – Qishin Tariq).

I was a fresh meat too, 10 years ago at that language class. I lost all enthusiasm and drive to learn when ‘expert’ students hijack my so called beginner’s class. It took me another language, some self-reading and perseverance to enrol in this class again. I had only wished they have a true beginner’s class where all, especially the fresh meats can follow.

Learning Mandarin is hard, and if you are not living in a Mandarin speaking environment, impossible to master. But I guess it’s ultimately worth the effort just to reach that ‘critical mass’.

Sunday 27 May 2012

History of Patani

This article is a prologue to a later article about Southern Thailand’s insurgency. Understanding history of the land and its people is the only way forward. The insurgency is taking place mainly in four of Thailand’s southern most provinces, Pattani, Yala, Narathiwat and Songkhla (where the popular Haadyai is located). The region is known as the Deep South to the Thai government. There, a Malay Kingdom called Patani once stood comprising the current provinces of Pattani, Yala, Narathiwat and part of Songkhla which the Thai kingdom/empire has conquered gradually over hundreds of years.

This article is a brief account of Patani Kingdom’s history from a Malay kingdom’s angle. This took considerable time and effort to compile as the history of the kingdom of Patani itself was obscure and non-main stream. Sources include Wikipedia and a few papers found online.

For our region of interest, Langkasuka was the earliest recorded kingdom in northern Malay Peninsula. Records of ancient Malay kingdoms are scarce and easily disputable but it is estimated that Langkasuka exists from the 2nd to the 14th century. In the 12th century Langkasuka was a tributary to the mighty Palembang based Srivijaya empire and became part of the empire’s northern most extent.

All history of the Malay Archipelago is sketchy before the 1500s (arrival of the Portuguese), so forgive the vagueness. There were Chinese records, but they did not detail location and all place names have been Chinatized.

The whole Malay Peninsula used to be completely inhabited by the Malay people. The Malay Peninsula actually starts from the Isthmus of Kra, which is the narrowest point of the land between Bangkok and Singapore. It wasn’t until the highly aggressive Sukhothai Kingdom (1238–1583) and its successor the Ayutthaya Kingdom (1350–1767), which comprised ethnic Thai people that actually expanded slowly into the Malay Peninsula, assimilating the Malays or displacing them.

The states featured in this map are compiled from various sources. It does not represent maximum extent of the kingdoms or who conquered who, just that the kingdoms exist, and their civilizational centers are as marked.

The Malay peninsula actually starts at the Isthmus of Kra in Thailand


Around the 13th century, as the great Srivijaya empire withered and its replacer, the Majapahit empire didn’t extend its influence this far north in the Malay Peninsula. By the end of the 12th century, the Malay kingdom of Tambralinga (or Kingdom of Ligor) in northern Malay Peninsula had become independent of Srivijaya kingdom and rapidly rose to prominence since the 13th century till the beginning of 14th century and actually occupied the entire Malay Peninsula at one time.

But the Thai precursor, kingdom of Sukhotai in the late 13th century laid conquest to Tambralinga and incorporated it into their empire (or so they claim). Finally, in 1365 the Majapahit kingdom of Java recognized Tambralinga as Ayutthaya, Sukhotai’s successor empire. The Siamese continued their campaigns in the Malay Peninsular during the 15th century and even threatened Melaka.

Historians tend to focus a lot on the major empires of Southeast Asia, the smaller kingdoms especially in the Malay Peninsula, which at many times became vassals (states that offer tributes) to other kingdoms and empires are all but forgotten. The Malay Peninsula was the backwater of civilization in Southeast Asia.

Amidst all this, the new Pattani Kingdom replaced Langkasuka. At this time Pattani would be under direct influence from Ayutthaya. Historians cannot identify actual dates of the founding but we know that Sultan Ismail Shah in early 16th century was the first sultan to embrace Islam.

The 16th century witnessed the rise of Burma which constantly went to war with Ayutthaya. It was this time that the Siamese had to let go of its tributaries like Patani, Kedah and Perak. Patani was virtually independent and this coincided its golden age during the reign of its four successive queens from 1584 to 1688.

In 1767, Ayutthaya capital was destroyed by the Burmese, and Patani declared its independence. The Siamese and the Burmese have been locked in a series of wars resulting in both empires ceding and gaining territory. Patani’s independence was short-lived because Siam managed to repel the Burmese forces and regain power.

In 1784, the King of Siam’s prince requested the states of Kedah and Patani to send Bunga Emas (a tribute in the form of a golden tree) to Siam as a sign of subservience. Sultan Muhammad Patani refused and incurring the wrath of Siam who sent an army to attack and destroy Patani. The army assaulted an already weakened Patani kingdom in November 1786. Patani fell to the control of Siam on this historic date with the reigning Sultan of Patani dying in battle. After that battle, Siam committed what we would today call genocide on the Patani people.

While Patani was under direct control of Siam, the Malay states of Kedah, Kelantan, Terengganu were under the influence of Siam, as a result of the Burney Treaty 1826 . Patani in the first half of the 19th century saw many rebellions against Siam. The Siam authorities employed numerous tactics like the divide and rule tactic where the Patani provinces were divided into seven smaller provinces but the Malays resistance was strong.

Siam had been composed of the network of cities like Patani with local rulers owing tribute. Hence to defend against land hungry European colonialists and to consolidate the Thai state, King Chulalongkorn in 1897 initiated a system to centralize all of Siam’s regions under Bangkok. Its biggest implication is that Patani and other kingdoms within Siam would lose its local sovereign raja or sultans. Malay Sultans’ powers were reduced to that of Siamese court officials with fixed salaries. In 1902, Patani was formally annexed by Siam.

In 1909, Anglo-Siamese Treaty of 1909 was signed. The most significant impact from this treaty is the demarcation of the border between the Siamese sphere of influence and the British which led to the modern day boundary between Malaysia and Thailand.

This treaty was made without conference with the Malay rulers. The border line was made in disregard to existing Malay state borders. Concessions were made, for example Kedah’s Setul province was given to Siam, while Tumpat became part of Kelantan. It seemed that the British preferred that the northern Malay Peninsula be a buffer between Malaya and French Indochina.


The Anglo Siamese Treaty of 1909 saw land swaps and a division of Malay kingdoms. Map used with permission from http://patanibook.blogspot.com/
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But as a result whole Malay states like Singorra (Songkhla),  Setul and Patani which at the time were still very Malay in culture and demographics were split in two, with their northern halves handed over to the Thai empire. Nakhon Si Thammarat (formerly Ligor) which was formerly a Malay state in the northern most region of the Malay Peninsula was already successfully assimilated into Siam.

From then till 1932, Patani was administered by Thai officials appointed by Bangkok who did not consider the welfare of the Patani Malays. There was even a movement to refuse paying tax among the Malays but this was ‘dealt with’ by Bangkok.

The Siamese revolution of 1932 transformed Siam from an absolute monarchy into a military autocracy with a constitutional monarch until 1973. Phibun was the regime’s main personality and prime minister for a few terms and he drew up a new radical constitution based on the ultra-nationalist Rathaniyom policy (Thai Custom Decree).  “The country of Siam-Thai is one in all aspects and may not be divided.”

Phibun was a Fascist and the mindset of Thailand today is based on his Cultural Mandates or State Decrees. A Siam-Thai subject must be Siamese in everything, that all must use one language, one set of customs, clothing according to Central Chao Phraya T’ai culture, and one religion: Theravada Buddhism. Thai brand of nationalism was strong, and in 1939, changed the country’s name to Thailand. One good difference between Phibun and Hitler is that Phibun prefers his ethnic cleansing be done using forced assimilation rather than killing. For instance, many Chinese in Thailand no longer consider themselves Chinese.

What this meant for Malays in Thailand was sheer cultural genocide forcing the Malaya to abandon their culture and identity. Malay (or any other language other than Thai) was forbidden in official use. All schools can only have one medium of instruction: Thai. Baju Melayu, sarongs, songkoks, jubah were forbidden, instead a western attire dress code was enforced. All were forced to take Thai names. Malays could not hold high offices. And in some cases, Muslims were forced to bow to Buddhist statues. The southern provinces are not represented, meaning to say that the provincial governors are elected from Bangkok, and all are ethnic Thai.

Like in South Africa, Thailand categorized its people. All of Thailand’s different ethnic groups were reclassified, but none worse than the Malays, because they were lumped together with Pakistanis, Bangladeshis and Indian Muslims and rebranded as Thai Muslims. This is especially damaging for the Thai Muslim South because their religion and culture are so far removed from the general Indochinese culture which other Thailand’s major minorities share. This is when the Thai imperial thinking went too far. When it becomes state policy to systematically eradicate a whole community, the Malays rebelled, and rightfully so.

During World War II, Thailand became an ally of Japan and allowed free passage to Japanese soldiers on its southern territory to invade Malaya starting with Kota Bahru. Tun Mahmud Mahyuddin, a Patani leader and son of the last Raja of Pattani, allied himself with the British in promises that after the war, Pattani would be accorded independence should they win. A state they would call the Greater Pattani State (Negeri Patani Raya) .The Malay leader launched guerrilla attacks against the Japanese, but after the war, the British broke their word and reestablished Pattani as Thai territory. This led to the formation of several insurgent groups seeking the independence of Pattani.

Between 1960 and 1998, a number of rebellion movements actively operated. The common goal is for the establishment of an independent Muslim state as Patani once was. Their activities were limited to low-intensity conflict, generally involving ambushes, kidnappings, assassinations, extortion, sabotage, and bomb attacks which seemed to target Thai state authorities. Three notable groups: Barisan Revolusi Nasional (BRN), Patani UnitedLiberation Organization (PULO), and New PULO; although there were more than other 60 groups.

In the early 1980s, Thailand’s prime minister who hailed from the area started to reverse the assimilation policy and offered political participation by supporting Muslim cultural rights and religious freedom, granting a general amnesty to insurgents whom many accepted, and providing economic opportunities to the people in southern Thailand. He established Southern Border Provincial Administration Centre (SBPAC) to coordinate and work between Bangkok and the local provincial administration government. SBPAC had a role to educate bureaucrats and security officials in cultural awareness and the local Patani Malay language.

In 1998, the demise of the militant New PULO group ushered in a short period of peace. But as of 2001, Southern Thailand isn’t very much better off economically. The next person to play with fire was Thaksin Shinawatra. Because the Southern provinces didn’t vote for him in the 2001 election, he took revenge by abolishing the SBPAC. He imposed political control in the southern border provinces, removed important political persons who understand Patani’s people and replaced key officials with his men. The attacks soon followed and intensified over the years. But this time they are more violent, deadly and consist of drive-by shootings, bombings, assassinations, gruesome dismemberments and beheadings.

In October 2004 the town of Tak Bai in Narathiwat province saw the most publicized incident of the insurgency. Hundreds of local people who were holding a demonstration, mostly young men, were arrested and mistreated. While on route to an army camp, 78 men died in truck bringing them there. This was a major turning point as the Patani’s people’s anger boiled over against the military, government and Thai people. Countless armed groups formed, invisible to the public, all attacking indiscriminately against all things Thai. Seemingly no one was spared, not children, not monks, not the innocent.

In 2005, the National Reconciliation Commission was formed by Thaksin in hopes to tame the restive South. Its chairman, Anand is a true pragmatist and is sympathetic towards the Patani struggle.  In June 2006 NRC's recommendations were submitted. Among the recommendations are introducing syariah law, making Pattani-Malay a working language in the region, establishing an unarmed peacekeeping force and establishing an Administrative Centre for Southern Border Provinces.

The Thaksin government was intent on carrying out the recommendations. However, they were opposed by the President of the King’s Privy Council, who stated "We cannot accept that [proposal] as we are Thai. The country is Thai and the language is Thai... We have to be proud to be Thai and have the Thai language as the sole national language".

Thaksin was removed from office by a military led coup-de-tat. People of Patani rejoiced. The regime’s General Sonthi was too busy to care about the Deep South. Abhisit who took over amid the Red-Yellow-Shirt political turmoil, was keen to solve the South Thailand insurgency. When he was ultimately defeated in the 2011 elections Yingluck became the new prime minister and sister of Thaksin, everything’s up in the air again. The fate of Patani is subject to the fickle political play of Bangkok.

History is written by the victors. The victors in Thailand are the Thais of central Thailand, the losers are the minorities. The truth is, Thailand is full of ethnic minorities, but it is a matter of Thai state policy to suppress the cultures and languages of these minorities even if it is against their will. Thai history textbooks tend to belittle conquered kingdoms and over exalt their kings.

Thailand was an empire, but today it still behaves like one. However, in its Deep South, Thailand has lost control and is at a loss of what to do. The hatred in the Thai Malays seems unstoppable like a runaway train heading to a destination unknown.


Some sources:
Report of the National Reconciliation Commission 2005

The Malay-Muslim Insurgency in Southern Thailand by Peter Chalk
Patani: Behind The Accidental Border
IHRC 

RETHINKING STRATEGY POLICY OF COUNTER INSURGENCY IN
SOUTHERN THAILAND

Its Rise and Demise

The Muslim Insurgency in Southern Thailand

The Muslim Insurgency in Southern Thailand