In my closet a cockroach baby lived
My vacuum licked it away come spring cleaning day
Along with spiders, their webs and dust all gray
It‘d die in the dust chamber, I hope God forgives
Three weeks later dust bunnies were gathering
My vacuum got hot for yet another purpose
To my surprise the roach was alive and kicking
No longer a nymph, it’s now a full grown monster
Sealed with the vacuum litter with no food or water
The insect thrived on nothing but dirt and moisture
It will outlive us all if the world went nuclear
Behold the mighty cockroach, so what fate awaited this beast?
I emptied it out onto the grass, and stamped it with my feet!
My vacuum licked it away come spring cleaning day
Along with spiders, their webs and dust all gray
It‘d die in the dust chamber, I hope God forgives
Three weeks later dust bunnies were gathering
My vacuum got hot for yet another purpose
But a warm acrid smell made me horribly nauseous
To my surprise the roach was alive and kicking
No longer a nymph, it’s now a full grown monster
Sealed with the vacuum litter with no food or water
The insect thrived on nothing but dirt and moisture
It will outlive us all if the world went nuclear
Behold the mighty cockroach, so what fate awaited this beast?
I emptied it out onto the grass, and stamped it with my feet!
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